dirty marcus

friend: My pants dropped and everyone could see my dirty marcus

friend: Woah look at that dirty marcus

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Did yall smell flop over there he's a dirty marcus

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Dirty Marius

A Dirty Marius is the act of masturbating to Pokémon hentai while moaning the sound of your favorite Pokémon under the whole session.

”Yo did you hear that Jerry and his girlfriend both performed aDirty Marius last night”
“No way! Do you think she moaned squirtel all night then?”

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A person who jerks off in other peoples closets as a career.

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When you save a girl from death then she and her friends proceed to have a foursome

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A sexual act of a 27 year old man having sex with a warm watermelon

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The act of jacking off intensely to another man named Alex and blowing your load on your phone screen leading to a dirty screen

No mom I'm not gay for Alex I was doing a dirtymarcus

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