When you piss or cum in a condom put it in the freezer to make it hard when it’s done you pull down your sister pants and stick in both her holes and fuck her with it really hard till she begs you to stop but you don’t and you make her cum and feel real good and you do it for a few days and she loves when you do it
Alex: yo dude I gave my sister a dirty Lexie because she said she hated sex and I wanted to change her mined and she loved it!!!
Josh:wow dude cool do you think I can give her a dirty Lexie???
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.