dirty cabbage 

A teenager that always shows up thinking he's the shit when in reality no one likes him. He is the type of guy that will take advantage of a drunk girl and have his dick shit on.

Have you met the dirty cabbage?
Oh you mean the most hated man in high school?

dirty cabbage by Melonanger III March 12, 2016

Dirty Cabbage 

That one guy in high school that thought he was the shit but in reality no one liked him. Also is the type of guy that takes advantage of a drunk girl

Hey you remember the dirty cabbage?
Yea that guy was such a deusch.

Dirty Cabbage by Melonanger III March 19, 2016

Dirty cabbage 

When your bung legged mistress steals your car because she needs too slowly walk into coles and purchase fem fresh too get rid of rotting cabbage pussy odour

Then sets your car on fire

Dude did you see that bitch limp off after torching that car and drop her dirty cabbage

Dirty cabbage by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

Dirty cabbage 

Performing gay sexual favours at the beach

Watch out that’s the guy that does the dirty cabbage down at the foreshore

Dirty cabbage by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

Dirty cabbage 

Watching your bitch limp into coles

That dirty cabbage

Can’t believe he just sat there while she just limped into coles

Dirty cabbage by D Barrymore July 28, 2021