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Dirty Biden 

Impossible. A Biden is the most caring person you’ll every meet. His compassion will stop you in your tracks, and his biceps of steel will make you gasp. He knows heartbreak all too well, and is the type of person you want a hug from. Biden is, at the end of the day, the kindest person you will ever meet
Dang, he was really a Dirty Biden yesterday

I wish my bf was a Dirty Biden like yours

Dirty Joe Biden 

The act to sniff a anyone while fantasying about having sex with minors.
Oh that kid smells great. I wonder what he feels like. Dirty joe biden
Dirty Joe Biden by Dirty Joe Biden October 30, 2020

Dirty Bidet 

The combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.
Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)
Dirty Bidet by Colibear August 24, 2016

Dirty Bidet 

When you go poop, and the turd splashes dirty toilet water back up in your butt hole.
Dude, I just took a dump and got a serious dirty bidet!
Dirty Bidet by ApologeticKid August 13, 2011

Dirty Bidet 

When a man and a women are having anal intercourse and the woman takes a shit on the mans penis and he pulls out and pisses in her asshole.
Tom: She shit on your dick?!
Brad: Yeah so I gave her a fucking Dirty Bidet!

dirty bien

Somewhat of an alaskan dragon but worse someone who sticks their dick in your ass while you shit and then proceeds to stick it in your mouth as they cum and clamp your mouth shut
Oh yeah please dirty bien me daddy
dirty bien by Jhovany November 11, 2020