dill-dod-iks; noun or adj.
The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.
Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.
The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.
Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.
Noun;
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.
Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.
Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?
by C. Beauregard January 14, 2008
Have you checked out Joe’s new cap? The top of it looks so didotic. Makes sense, Joe is pretty dildotic.
by Robnrobbie February 22, 2018
Time travels more slowly as a dildo first begins to wobble. Especially when a suction cup dildo is thrown and sticks to the intended surface.
The theory of dildotivity isn't something that's just on the Urban dictionary. Throw a dildo and find out. See for yourself! Open your eyes!
by Godamongstmentinymen March 14, 2022
A fake, wanna-be dictator. Someone who thinks they're all that, but is really just a manufactured stand in for the real thing. Usually overly large and colorful to distract from the fact they aren't really as good as what they are copying.
Donald Trump wants a military parade in his honor, but couldn't even do that right so he just fumed about it on twitter. What a dildotator.
by Edymnion2 April 4, 2018