Dick Top

One who draws large "dicks" or "penises' on roofs

"God I just dick topped the shit out of Matt's House!

by matt aka richard topper July 24, 2009

Top Mouth Dick

That one dickhead who never does a damn thing. He tells his “inferior” co workers to do his basic tasks while he sits on Snapchat. Known for driving a very “cheesy” car.

Look at that ridiculous looking vehicle, guess top mouth dick is here to be the “boss”

by Pizzashop June 30, 2022

Top Tier Dick Master

Someone who is very good at getting guys to want/ fuck them

Yo bro Carli is an absolute top tier dick master, all guys want her.

by Brodeuse8778 June 24, 2018

Top Shelf Dick

Phrase of endearment coined by the infamous C. Storm. Humbly referring to another man possesing the following qualities: a) tall, b)a brother of Sigma Chi, c)plays basketball, d)fancies red-heads, e) has a large penis.

"Wow, Trudi is going to date Joe Brown. She's going to get some Top Shelf Dick."

Also see the following words: "Storm," "Joe Brown"

by Christian "Oaf" Storm January 5, 2009

off the top of my dick

When you come up with something off the top of your head, your other head.

Tim: Yo that joke was funny as fuck
Steve: Yeah, I came up with it off the top of my dick

by aravindv August 16, 2021

Top hat, to stick ones dick into

A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old

That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!

by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

topple dick

When the D gets soft half way up and topples over like a tower

i was finna smash but turns out he had topple dick.

by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023