Dick Smoothie 

When you stick a dick in the blender and serve it up as a Strawberry Daiquiri.

Harold was so dehydrated from running the marathon I had to get him a Dick Smoothie.

Dick Smoothie by Jahnke June 22, 2017

Dick's smoothie and adoption center 

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

Dick's smoothie and adoption center by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020