Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.
Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.
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Rob: Ah sounds like a real dick smacker
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Big Dick Willy, Call Me A Free Willy Backe Smacke<.7.9.7.6.> mug.1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.
2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.
3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.
2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.
3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.
Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.
or
"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.
or
"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."
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