A male who is consistently kissing another man's ass in attempt to gain his acceptance, laughs a little too loud at jokes in an attempt to fit in, seems to mold himself out of another man he admires <scary!> wanting to be just like another dude so much it gets to the point where it becomes an abnormal obssession that causes his idol to try to avoid him and his idol's girlfriend to get freaked out by the dick rider's clinginess.
Oh, Todd just changed his opinion again because he overheard what Steve thought about the subject. He even tries to wear his hair like Steve! What a dick rider!
by sjane November 03, 2005
one who uses the male penis of another as a mode of transportation willfully to gain social or financial status with no regard of self itegrity or how they are percieved by others.
by bigfrigin hans May 08, 2004
someone esp. a male who is always on another male dick. always talking about that guy, bringing up his name.
person 1: yo did u see what sam had on today, that fool was tacky as hell
person 2: man why u always on that man case, stop being a dick rider
person 2: man why u always on that man case, stop being a dick rider
by sonfa October 01, 2008
by Dominique March 30, 2004
A Dick Rider is someone who constantly has something to say about you and what you got going on. They key difference between dick riding and being truthful is the manner in which the comments/criticism is given. A dick rider will often find ways to bring you into conversations not about you to talk shit about you, only talk about you negatively in the presence of others, and often are people who aren’t having much success going for themselves. A good thing to remember is often times a dick rider is someone who is not fully secure with themselves or happy with their achievements as someone who is fully secure with themselves often doesn’t negatively focus much on others.
James: I need to do my work before these report cards come out
Craig(the one being dick rode): yea I feel that
The dick rider: Craig your grades is some trash it’s nothing you can do I bet
Craig: you don’t even know my grades. you dick riding bro
Craig(the one being dick rode): yea I feel that
The dick rider: Craig your grades is some trash it’s nothing you can do I bet
Craig: you don’t even know my grades. you dick riding bro
by yourneighborhoodOG May 28, 2023
A nigga who don’t mind his own shit and just hops on shit that on the hype.Also a mf who only agrees to a other grown mans opinions just to make them more likeable honestly for female it’s the same shit.Yeah you,you think you mad funny for saying the same joke to someone you a dickrider,don’t you think i forgot what the same joke you been saying goofy you don’t need to ride that far.
Ben-“Wow i think that John has a great opinion and we should respect it”
John-“Changes his opinion”
Ben-“Mmh i think we should really consider that it should be open tho”
John-“hop off my dick you a dick rider”
John-“Changes his opinion”
Ben-“Mmh i think we should really consider that it should be open tho”
John-“hop off my dick you a dick rider”
by Sonder1 March 20, 2022
by ADGHADAHJ October 11, 2021