Deep Fried Dick

The act of dipping your dick in a jar of cocaine, then inserting and soaking said dick in a vagina.

Man, I sure gave that chick the deep fried dick the other night!

by Cripndip December 22, 2011

Deep fried dicking

A good sex session from a southern boy.

I got a deep fried dicking from Forrest last night.

by badbadgirl12345 March 9, 2013

Kentucky Fried Dicking

When you use cooking oil as lube

"I didn't have any lube in the house, so I gave her a Kentucky Fried Dicking"

by LeprechaunDong October 3, 2017

deep fried dick

the act of inserting your penis into a deep frier so that a crusty shell forms around the elongated dick and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little fucking slut.

Mary loved when the deep fried dick got slapped in her face because it was all crusty and warm.

by Mark John Albert November 4, 2007

Dick Fries

When your girl is married you aren't getting any dick but you know she's getting smashed by her husband and y'all sharing frites at the Red robin

Yo you aren't smashing her but but y'all sharing food, you eating them dick fries.

by Butters1251 August 14, 2022