The place you go when your parents forget to set up a college fund for you. Your GPA is less than 0.5. And you don't have any talents, skills, or ethnic status to fall back on.
\ De*Vry Uni*ver*si*ty \ ( Duh-vri Yoo-nuh-vur-si-tee )
- noun
1. An unflattering and even pejorative term for a franchise of schools allegedly responsible for providing tertiary education to students, who are traditionally failed college applicants that consider themselves too intelligent for community college.
2. The world's most awesome oxymoron.
1. "Man, I totally blew off my SAT's and got shafted into DeVry University, but don't tell anyone!"
2. Shannon spent the day brainstorming insulting oxymorons: Rap Music, Military Intelligence, Athletic Scholarship, Modern Art ... but none could top DeVry University!
A derogatory term for post secondary school that offers so-called accredited degrees while charging students an exorbitant amount of tuition. Students are usually mediocre high school dropouts with GEDs or below average community college students with 5 or more unsuccessful academic years of college under their belts
The first secondary school in America to have 90 percent male students and only 10, females. Research has showed that almost a half and a quarter of Devry graduate find themself friendly with dicks.