AutoPro Detailers 

The greatest car wash I've ever used is AutoPro Detailers.

John- "Hey dude, why are so many people staring at your car?"

Jim- "AutoPro Detailers bro. They made this thing look so nice."

John- "No way! That's why it's so insanely clean? How do I get one?"

Jim- "Yeah man, go to www.autoprodetailers.com to schedule yours. It only took me like 30 seconds to book and they came out to my house. Best $69 I've ever spent."

AutoPro Detailers by imnotjules November 26, 2020

detailer 

person that spends way too much time cleaning and polishing (detailing) an automobile to such a high standard that merely looking at it too hard will cause "swirls"

yo fam be careful with the wip, i just got it back from the detailer. Now look at these sick vape clouds

detailer by rich1351 March 20, 2019

am i being detained 

"Am I being detained" is a phrase most commonly used by stupid liberals who think they're above authority and the law and would rather use corrupt logic instead of common sense.

Officer: Please don't do that or I will have to arrest you.
Subject: AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? WHATS YOUR NAME AND BUDGE NUMBER???

am i being detained by chogiboi September 10, 2019

Detainee 

What governments call POWS or enemy combatants to avoid following the Geneva Convention's guidelines. Most recently used by Bush and friends in the Afghan War. This means we can torture them and do whatever we want to them. HA! they don't have rights. Civil liberties don't matter for Bush, he can just bend the rules (Patriot ACT).

Pows have rights. Detainee has no rights. Bush is an asshole who doesn't care about anybody but the rich white man. Buck Fush.

Detainee by Guantanamo Bay Detainee November 20, 2006

the detainee treatment 

When someone (or a group of self-righteous assholes) pisses you off so much that you want to degrade them by forcing them to do something or act in a way that severely undermines/disrespects their culture Abu Gharibwaterboarding sleep deprivationtortureprison bitch

I hope that would-be rapist stalking my girlfriend doesn't ever meet me cuz I'll give him the detainee treatment

Those power-hungry despots parading around (in IL) claiming to be democrats deserve the detainee treatment for infringing on individual rights while taxing the hell out of hard-working people

Politicians that practice hypocrisy (ie bailing out bankrupt airlines and public transportation systems) while denying help to individuals who mismanage their finances deserve the detainee treatment.

the detainee treatment by V3ngeance October 9, 2008