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1. To torture or restrain with intellectual barbed wire

2. Any threat of violence, torture or sex play involving barbed wire.

My teachers dekalbed me again with more homework than I could ever finish.

I don't care if wrestlers professionalized dekalbing, she is not coming near me with barbed wire ever again.

Dude, if she dekalbs you, you will only move when SHE lets you move!

dekalb by BayAreaWillI December 19, 2008

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DeKalb

home of niu. students go home on weekends because the town is worthless.
nothing to do here but kill braincells.

"I'm headed back to the black hole"
"what're you doing in dekalb!?"

"dude, we got a 8ball an a keg tonite!"
"YEAAA DEEEKALB!"

DeKalb by boondizzle January 1, 2009

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Dekalb High School

A high school located in Waterloo Indiana where teachers don’t know how to teach shit, our school ignores anyone who doesn’t play sports, the students are fake ass bitches, and a school where they act like they give a shit about bullying and conflict.

“Oh you go to Dekalb High School?”
“Yeah, wish I didn’t”

Dekalb High School by drugdealer101 September 19, 2018

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Dekalb middle school

A place in which teachers don't do anything to prevent cheating on tests or bullying, yet when someone has their mask down 6ft away from someone they get SAP.

Dekalb middle school is the leading school in the area with drug problems

Dekalb middle school by Useful_potato January 1, 2021

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dekalb middle school

A cheap school that doesnt know hwo to get good wifi.

wow we can do our homework dekalb middle school has no service

dekalb middle school by gamer2323 March 15, 2019

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Dekalb County

Home of kids who fuck before marriage and spread around STD’s

Eww you got to school in Dekalb County!

Dekalb County by mayaapaya December 16, 2019

Dekalb High School

The absolute pinnacle of pain and agony. Truly this is one of the worst places to go to high school. The teachers don't know how to teach, the students are assholes, and the food tastes like if someone puked then a dog ate it and shat it out. This is all not even to mention the principal good old puff daddy fagner

NO MOM! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO DEKALB HIGH SCHOOL

Dekalb High School by Billy Terror October 21, 2021

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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