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1. To torture or restrain with intellectual barbed wire

2. Any threat of violence, torture or sex play involving barbed wire.
My teachers dekalbed me again with more homework than I could ever finish.

I don't care if wrestlers professionalized dekalbing, she is not coming near me with barbed wire ever again.

Dude, if she dekalbs you, you will only move when SHE lets you move!
dekalb by BayAreaWillI December 19, 2008
Words you can keep
home of niu. students go home on weekends because the town is worthless.
nothing to do here but kill braincells.
"I'm headed back to the black hole"
"what're you doing in dekalb!?"

"dude, we got a 8ball an a keg tonite!"
"YEAAA DEEEKALB!"
DeKalb by boondizzle January 1, 2009

Dekalb High School 

A high school located in Waterloo Indiana where teachers don’t know how to teach shit, our school ignores anyone who doesn’t play sports, the students are fake ass bitches, and a school where they act like they give a shit about bullying and conflict.
Oh you go to Dekalb High School?”
Yeah, wish I didn’t”
Dekalb High School by drugdealer101 September 19, 2018

Dekalb middle school 

A place in which teachers don't do anything to prevent cheating on tests or bullying, yet when someone has their mask down 6ft away from someone they get SAP.
Dekalb middle school is the leading school in the area with drug problems

dekalb middle school 

A cheap school that doesnt know hwo to get good wifi.
wow we can do our homework dekalb middle school has no service

Dekalb County 

Home of kids who fuck before marriage and spread around STD’s
Eww you got to school in Dekalb County!
Dekalb County by mayaapaya December 16, 2019

Dekalb High School 

The absolute pinnacle of pain and agony. Truly this is one of the worst places to go to high school. The teachers don't know how to teach, the students are assholes, and the food tastes like if someone puked then a dog ate it and shat it out. This is all not even to mention the principal good old puff daddy fagner
NO MOM! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO DEKALB HIGH SCHOOL
Dekalb High School by Billy Terror October 21, 2021
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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