Defrag

"A haggis-eating, leg-crossing, map-coding Scottish TFC m0ng. Esp. refers to flag-dropping incidents on 2mesa3."

1. prop. n. "That -Defrag- is one funny-sounding son of a bitch!"

2. n. "Man, PF.Boob-XD sure pulled a -Defrag- when he threw that flag on top of the 2fort battlement hut."

by whomyping April 6, 2003

defrag token

A "defrag token" is a fictitious license or currency required to execute the windows "Defrag" program. The token does not exist, but can be used to help limit a (l)user's defragging in futile attempts to improve the performance of their system.

It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.

(l)user: my computer is slow, I'm gonna run "defrag" a few times to fix it.
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
...
(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken September 29, 2011

Defrag my ball drive

Watching short snippets of good porn / hot tottie videos throughout the day in order to 'top up' or refill your ball sack in preparation for a 'Peter North' style session later that night

Been watching a few Jess Greenberg vids on YouTube today to defrag my ball drive. Gonna glaze the missus tonight !

by funkysi2006 September 5, 2014

defrag your hard drive

Male Masturbation, beating off, coraling the tadpoles. Popular with the computer geeks.

If you had to work on Gretchen's computer, you would have to go defrag your hard drive too.

by BrandonC March 24, 2006

Defrag

When a person finishes a busy/heavy day of doing something and needs to switch off. Usually done watching videos alone in silent or any task where they can collect their thoughts in a lazy manner.

Although a shortened version of defragmentation, it is used for a more personal use.

What a hard day at work, I need to defrag watching TikTok’s.

by Grizzlebear22 June 17, 2023