defenescate

(v.) The act of throwing one's excrement out the window (especially when experiencing plumbing issues in another's home that may lead to greater embarrassment than the act of defenescating itself).

When the toilet failed to flush when I visited my future in-laws for the first time, I felt compelled to defenescate rather than own up to my unsightly mess.

defenescate by Misfits Doing November 23, 2022

people who define their names on urbandictionary 

Complete fucking retards

people who define their names on urbandictionary can go fuck themselves

people who define their names on urbandictionary by AnalPrincess69 June 6, 2016

should include the word being defined 

who trying to make a new word

Me:make a new word
Me:submit
Urban Dictionary:should include the word being defined
Me:how to fix?
Me:wtf

should include the word being defined by baoquan022 November 15, 2021

there are no definitions for this word. be the first to define it!

something urban dictionary says when no one has defined it

there are no definitions for this word. be the first to define it!

there are no definitions for this word. be the first to define it! by ;-; h e l p October 15, 2020

define a word

that button on the side(with the plus sign) to create a word.
Usually takes the Urban Dictionary team to take a few hours until they say "yay" or "nay" for your created word.

Hey, have you clicked on that "define a word" button yet?
Nah, I haven't decided whether to create new words or not.
Jirale.

define a word by ThatUrbanNinja6969 February 13, 2018

defenestration 

The act of bodily thowing a person out of a window. Defenestration is best executed from a third story (glass) window as it breaks bones but allows the defenestree to limp away.

Defenestration first officially happened at the Defenestration of Prague in 1618, leading to the start of the 30 years war.

"I was told not to shoot the king's messenger, so I defenestrated him; he broke both legs. I do believe the king got the message."

"Gee, Larry, I haven't seen a good old-fashioned defenestration in a while."

defenestration by miss gunn April 27, 2008

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congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????

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