deces

Similar to feces or shit.

also known as decs, dekes

Who put the dog deces on the bus!?

by jason35 January 20, 2007

Half dubs dece

Abbreviation of "halfway decent," meaning good, okay, or all right, often when there was a lower expectation. Somewhere between clutch and meh.

Joe: What'd you think of Avatar?
Suzy: It was half dubs dece, though the Pocahantas shit was a little overdone.
Joe: Fuck you I thought it was da shit.
Suzy: Totes whatevs. Wanna get some chicken selects?

by tinydanzor January 14, 2010

December 1st

This is the day to send a nude to your fellow soldier that has just completed No Nut November. This is the first time your soldier will have nutted in a whole month so make sure your have the most prime picture possible.

Dude! I can’t wait until December 1st because that’s when I can finally bust!

by Jimmony Crickets November 3, 2019

December 2

December 2 is national ditch school day

The day were you can purposely ditch school and it would be okay

Teacher: why was everyone absent yesterday

Student: it was December 2

by - Urban_dictionary- October 30, 2019

Alex December

One of two vocalists in the metal band, Forgetting Skaro. Alex is a young musician from Sydney, Australia, described as one of the best low-toned vocalists of the year.

"I wonder how Alex December managed to become so skilled at such a young age."

by corvoisbadasslol October 24, 2012

Bieb Deceived

The equivalent of a Rick Roll on YouTube, but with a Justin Bieber video, instead of Rick Astley.

Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading a James Bond movie called "Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.

Not again! I clicked on this video for the iPad 2 preview, and I was Bieb Deceived!

by Vapor S. Thompson March 14, 2011

4th December the gay day

Be as gay as you want with any boy without saying no homo. It is not gay. You can even touch tips

Callum: Can I slip my dick in your ass.
James: no I'm not gay
Callum: it's the 4th December the gay day so it's not gay
James: oh ok stick if in as far as you want

by England_sex December 3, 2020