december 9th

bottom day!
on december 9th a bottom was born.

slag 1:“you know that maria lopez girl she was born in december 9th”
slag 2:”no way!shes a bottom?”

by sexydino696 December 08, 2019

December 9th

December 9th is the day that everyone asks out their crush.

Happy hoodie season ☺️

Me: I like you
Crush:I feel the same

And that’s what you do on December 9th

by I’m the real boomer December 02, 2019

December 9th

It's my birthday and possibly yours or someone you thought was significant in your life enough to look up their birthday.

Um... I mean we're pretty cool I think. A Sagittarius what more could you ask for we're dope as hell.

Anyone born on this day is cursed with wonderful eyes and is hilarious, sorry bout it.
It's also National Pastry Day & National Weary Willie Day (which is about a famous clowns birthday, so you know everyone born on this day is a clown too teehee)

You: *looks up December 9th*
Also you: Wow, who would've thought I'd be cursed with wonderful eyes and be hilarious? People born on December 9th are rad!
Me: ...i knew.

by big.tibbie.goth.bitch.raven October 15, 2019

December 9th

A bad bitch day. Anyone born on this day was, is, + will always be THAT bitch ;)

Damn i know she’s bad asf. Her birthday is December 9th

by Maadmadz October 16, 2019

December 9th

national slap ass day!

December 9th is the best dawg!

by ye son October 18, 2019

December 9th

December 9th is eat a breadstick today! Time to get some olive garden breadsticks!

“I ate a breadstick on December 9th because it’s eat a breadstick day!”

by impacer October 19, 2019

December 9th

National ask out your crush day. Go shoot your shot!!

Girl: Hey (boy)..
Boy: What’s up? :)
Girl: Wanna go out with me? It’s december 9th!
Boy: Yes! But why on december 9th?
Girl: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!

by Emilyxrose December 02, 2019