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Decapitated 

An awesome death metal band from Poland.
Decapitated are better than you.
Decapitated by zappp November 15, 2005

Decapitated 

I see why that motherfucker is dead, his head is laying way the fuck over there, about 10 feet from the rest of his body. That was a bad case of somebody getting decapitated, the doctor won't be able to fix him up.
Decapitated by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Leonardo Decapitated 

When you are eating out a girl and she squeezes her thick thighs together so hard that she decapitates you.
Damn... that thick mami just Leonardo Decapitated my buddy last night.

Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny 

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.
Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

mentally decapitated 

When your so slow it's like you don't have a head...







zookeeper525: Hey, you want to come hang out, SON?!

godlover: huh??? what you mean????

zookeeper525: WOW!!!! YOUR MENTALLY DECAPITATED!

Decapitated Communication 

Communication not directly involving the head or, by extension, the body. This includes any form of internet chat aswell as, technically, letters. The significance of it is that the lack of emotion and tone inputs into decapitated conversations can cause serious miscommunications. A simple example is the difficulty of conveying sarcasm via writing. While not impossible, it is much more difficult than when talking to someone. Importantly, decapitated communication is not the same as long distance communication, as many luddites will have you believe. Video chatting, for instance, is not decapitated. Neither is simply talking on the phone. In both of these cases, there is direct input of the head - in the case of the phone, it is only voice but it is still sufficient to make communication much more seamless.
Emoticons were a noble attempt at overcoming the barriers of decapitated communication, despite achieving only limited success.

The limitations of decapitated communication make discussions about emotional situations, such as relationships, clumsy and often unsuccessful. It is because of decapitation that such conversations can often take a turn for the worse.