death wart

a note that says how long until you die

death wart

by xdr5t3evq3q October 29, 2023

deathwatch

The act of befriending really sick old people in the attempt that when they die they give you money, houses, cars, and or other items that you can use to keep funding your insane life style.

Hey honey!, I met this really old rich woman, she has no family, Sweet! let's put her on our deathwatch, I could use a vacation right now...

by Goforitguy August 20, 2016

Deathwater

Deathwater began when the Mist from Stephan King’s story was herded to Texas and milked, producing normal-seeming vitamin water. But after three minutes on contact with air, it turns black. And all those medicinal properties? They go to Hell. It will kill you. But first, you throw up 600 pounds of bricks! Luckily, you don’t notice because you having a high big enough to fit two 747s, six eighteen wheelers, and an elephant. Then you die.
Besides the Mist, Deathwater comes in two other flavors: Chuck Norris Sweat and Chuck Norris Urine. Deathice is also in the works, which is described as being like ice-skating on sand paper.

“If you buy Deathwater, you won’t have to worry about the economy. ‘Cause you’ll be dead!”- Greenwood

“I welcome you!”- Satan

“I got Damascus Fever! Could Deathwater cure it?”- Last of a series of Deathwater references in trail logs along the Appalachian Trail approaching Damascus

by Gobba42 May 16, 2010

deathwatch

A shitty ROBLOX war clan. Inactive, should be led by const or dimisei but is instead led by someone called Banjo. They all adore their overpowered guns and love to raid fear with what they like to call 'randoms'

Ahh, deathwatch, they are supposedly the best division in the Robine.

by robineisgreat April 6, 2019

Deathwatch

Sitting by a person’s bed who is dying to give them comfort so they’re not alone.

We took turns sitting on deathwatch for dad in the end of his illness.

by Fieldbugs April 3, 2018