Deathwater began when the Mist from Stephan King’s story was herded to Texas and milked, producing normal-seeming vitamin
water. But after three minutes on contact with air, it turns black. And all those medicinal properties? They go to Hell. It will kill you. But first, you throw up 600 pounds of bricks! Luckily, you
don’t notice because you having a high big enough to fit two 747s, six eighteen wheelers, and an elephant. Then you
die.
Besides the Mist, Deathwater comes in two other flavors: Chuck Norris
Sweat and Chuck Norris Urine. Deathice is also in the works, which is described as being like
ice-skating on sand paper.
“If you buy Deathwater, you won’t have to worry about the economy. ‘Cause you’ll be dead!”- Greenwood
“I welcome you!”- Satan
“I got
Damascus Fever! Could Deathwater cure it?”- Last of a series of Deathwater references in trail logs along the Appalachian Trail approaching
Damascus