some call it the end, some call it the beginning.
1. I call it the time of my life when I am settled firmly in the ground, rotting and beginning to smell and occupying space that will inevitibly violated by desperate citizens of the future world who, fearful of the diminishing land mass of their landfills, unearth my shrunken corpse of bones and worms and hastily send me to a creamatorium. There, and only there will I be able to reak havoc on those retched, materialistic bastards by unleashing my virulent, miniscule dust cells into their children's sleeping nasal cavities.
2. Or, you could call it the end of life.
1. I call it the time of my life when I am settled firmly in the ground, rotting and beginning to smell and occupying space that will inevitibly violated by desperate citizens of the future world who, fearful of the diminishing land mass of their landfills, unearth my shrunken corpse of bones and worms and hastily send me to a creamatorium. There, and only there will I be able to reak havoc on those retched, materialistic bastards by unleashing my virulent, miniscule dust cells into their children's sleeping nasal cavities.
2. Or, you could call it the end of life.
Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death
by Chadwick Jones March 19, 2004
*knock knock*
Entity at door: Hello, my name's Grim Reaper and I've come to take you...
Unshaven man wearing only his boxers: Oh, your that death guy right? Ok, just wait for a second while I get my shoes.
Entity at door: No
Entity at door: Hello, my name's Grim Reaper and I've come to take you...
Unshaven man wearing only his boxers: Oh, your that death guy right? Ok, just wait for a second while I get my shoes.
Entity at door: No
by Reverend Chaos September 4, 2003
by Galen Deepinglen August 6, 2004
The sole good thing to come out of life. Without it there is no point of living, we all live for one purpose, to die.
by happy_death_elf March 9, 2009
1. The act of dying; termination of life.
2. The state of being dead.
3. The cause of dying: Drugs were the death of him.
4. A manner of dying: a heroine's death.
5. often Death A personification of the destroyer of life, usually represented as a skeleton holding a scythe.
6. a. Bloodshed; murder.
b. Execution.
7. Law. Civil death.
8. The termination or extinction of something: the death of imperialism.
2. The state of being dead.
3. The cause of dying: Drugs were the death of him.
4. A manner of dying: a heroine's death.
5. often Death A personification of the destroyer of life, usually represented as a skeleton holding a scythe.
6. a. Bloodshed; murder.
b. Execution.
7. Law. Civil death.
8. The termination or extinction of something: the death of imperialism.
The end of life; the permanent cessation of vital bodily functions, as manifested in humans by the loss of heartbeat, the absence of spontaneous breathing, and brain death.
by Keith Godat February 5, 2006
by Glycerine13433 February 23, 2008
by Mr. Cynic May 29, 2005