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DeafFish 

The use of a dead fish in a ritual commonly used to summon Satan.

The legend of DeafFish is a Russian serial killer that summoned Satan and killed over 1400 people .

Using a deafFish in a ritual is believed to give the witches either incredible vocal talent or the ability to make the perfect lasagna... or they’ll get possesed
are you coming to the ritual tonight?”
“ yeh! I’ll bring the deafFish”
DeafFish by ExposHUre October 11, 2020
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deadfish 

the act of being non-participatory during sex; i.e., just laying there while you're getting fucked. (This applies to both genders.)
"He just laid there and didn't do anything. He was completely deadfish." "I don't really like having sex with him, so I deadfish hoping he won't like it."
deadfish by Dorfner August 18, 2008
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deadfish 

1) the act of being non-participatory during sex; i.e., just laying there while you're getting fucked. (This applies to both genders.)

2) While offering someone a high five, when the other person goes for the high five, you quickly put the top of your hand down touching the bottom of your hand and yell
deadfish1) he just laid there and didn't do anything. He was completely deadfish." "I don't really like having sex with him, so I deadfish hoping he won't like it."

2) "When our team scored a touchdown, I deadfished my friend by completely faking my high five."
deadfish by santanotreal March 16, 2009
A nigga on Soundcloud that makes some fucking fire beats and claps niggas when they dont join his discord.
Guy1:hey have you heard of draffish.
Guy2: oh yeah hes that dude who makes beats on soundcloud right?
Guy1:Yeah i love his music but he clapped my grandma for not joining his discord server R.I.P Granny Sparkles
draffish by norum July 30, 2019

deadfish 

the act of banging your significant other while they are sleeping.
i deadfished dana last night, it was the best.
deadfish by adywllias June 11, 2006

deadfish 

A slang term for 'lame', 'uncool'.
"Wow, that is so deadfish."

"Becks, that song was deadfish."
deadfish by Rachel-Jane May 23, 2008

Deadfishing 

When your fisherman distastefully takes you by surprise by prematurely getting his rocks off, but he promptly attempts to cast his limp rod anyway because of his deep infatuation for gettin sum of dat bass.
Ahhhhhhhh….. oops… Sorry honey, looks like we’re deadfishing again tonight...”

“Ugh, John is always prematurely getting his rocks off… at least he deadfished me for 10 minutes last night.”