deadpecker 

Old, self-important man who thinks his opinion or word is where the conversation ends or he gets louder and more obnoxious.

Look at that deadpecker over there, he thinks Trump is a real man.

deadpecker by Old prick June 9, 2016

Dead pecker bench 

The long wooden bench outside of a country store in the south. Where old men gather.

Grandpa and all his buddies were sittin on the dead pecker bench talking about the war.

Dead pecker bench by soapdonkey April 18, 2015