deadpecker

Old, self-important man who thinks his opinion or word is where the conversation ends or he gets louder and more obnoxious.

Look at that deadpecker over there, he thinks Trump is a real man.

by Old prick June 9, 2016

Dead pecker bench

The long wooden bench outside of a country store in the south. Where old men gather.

Grandpa and all his buddies were sittin on the dead pecker bench talking about the war.

by soapdonkey April 18, 2015