dead badger

A really, really smelly fart, usually caused by drinking a lot of alcohol.

I just dropped a dead badger

by Badger June 10, 2004

dead badger

A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.

Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005