Dead Head

Someone who has sex with dead people but not the normal way..... they make new holes to say the least

I heard that the mortician was a Dead Head

by eric yates April 5, 2005

Dead Head

When you force her head down to deep throat and you don't let her up for air. Consequently she passes out seeming dead while giving head.

Man I was really enjoying my blowie last night until she gave me that dead head.

by lionscrotum January 10, 2017

dead head

burnt out followers of the band the Greateful Dead.

Question.
how many dead heads does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer
they dont change it, they watch it slowly burn out as they follow it around for 15 years.

damb im glad he is dead

by nightdrive December 26, 2007

dead head

when you shit and the turd reaches from the bottom of the bowl and sticks out of the water. like a dead head on a lake

mike made a dookie, it was a dead head , then he wiped and made a whitecap

by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye February 11, 2010

DEAD HEAD

Dead Head
Dead Head or Dead headedness occurs when one in so redundant in heart mind and soul that all they do is scour the dump sites of the internet..spending their days 'being a computer whizz' ..hitting up the porn sites and lady sites to score some action when in reality they are dead heads..who try to sound and come off like they have their shit together when in reality they really do suck at life and always have the same girl problems..the kind of guy who has been a dater since he was like 9..you know that guy who always has a girlfriend??and always talks shit,has a ton of issues and makes up crap to u and says stuff like its not my fault..
fast forward ten years later he is still a dead head doing the same things since he was fifteen being an immature evil motherfucking asshole in life..acts up on all the fake emo but we know what he is really about..doesn't care about real issues..would never devote a whole 72 hours to one site..and you could say the same in life ..lack of dedication and chanelling engeries means he sucks for life and is just another porn hoarder with a new std to bring to the mating pool..
a talentless hack
a jerk off
a porn hoarder
loser
lies
stds
vids
stalker
creepy
wierdo
child molestation
owns a van with no air
hangs out in the sex shop
gets high
blunts a fag

smells like shit
asks ppl how many ppl u slept with
keeps asking questions
should be put to death
should be kicked out the window FOREVER.

who always lies about how many girls hes had ..hes had TONS ..but he wont tell u that he will sit his lying ass down and say hes had like two and ur his ....thrid gf..
a total liar,who will say anything to you,doesnt care about ur friends or how u fell,he is just a piece of shit scum dead head

tries to appear like he has other interests wen really all he does is watch porn,p2p and kids naked..
is a total jerk

will be doing the same shit when he is 42..

future wife beater..

by WARTNERRRRRRRRRRR October 20, 2010

Dead head boy

Someone who is no fun and always ruins a good day out. They have no creative mindset and express very pessimistic opinions when it comes to someone using their imagination.

Man he's no fun, he just a dead head boy.
That dead head boys imagination is limited to the size of a pea.

by SuckMyJoe July 19, 2018

dead head

When you get or give head to a dead body

Give that body someone dead head

by D1ll d0e May 30, 2020