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commonly used by drill sergeants in basic training, it means DON'T DO STUPID SHIT,,
PRIVATE HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU DDSS? NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 50!
DDSS by pvt. longjohn February 27, 2009
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Boy:You got a boy friend?
Girl:No but I'm talking to somebody.
Boy:Aww...

Two days later

Boy:So you got a boyfriend?
Different Girl:I'm talking to somebody.
Boy:DDSS
DDSS by lalagrrl June 11, 2006
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ddss (delhi district secondary school) is a fucked up high school located in southern Ontario. They’re known for cheating at fairs, cheating on their significant others and cheating in sports.
Bob: Duuude did you hook up with Stacey last night?
Jimmy: Yeah bro
Bob: But what about Lucy?
Jimmy: Don’t tell ok?

Jimmy cheated on Lucy because he goes to ddss
ddss by MButler November 8, 2018
Pr. Day`- dus

Stands for: Don't Do Stupid Shit (or "Stuff)

What you tell your friend before they go to a party where burning furniture in the streets may be their idea of a good time.

Or what you tell anyone before they go somewhere with suspicous activities.
Josh- I'm going to a frat party, they said they're bringing a keg.

Stan- DDSS Josh, DDSS.

Josh- I'm bringing condoms, don't worry.
DDSS by m28115 May 12, 2009
Matt- Hi dude, how's work?
Kathy: Nothing man, DDSS (Different day, same shit)
DDSS by bulbul May 5, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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