dayold

is when a person did not clean there self the day before and you can smell ass all over them

when jim past by he smelled a dayold

by mickbizzel August 17, 2009

Slap you with a day old biscuit

When you have been pissed at someone since yesterday and are on the edge of hitting them today.

Don't say nuthin to me. You were wrong for that sh@t yesterday. I will slap you with a day old biscuit!!

by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009

slap you with a day old biscuit

Hitting someone and making them feel like they never got a chance to butter their muffin

Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!

by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009

Day Old Cake

Has been..Someone who tells you what he used to be in order to gain acceptance or favor. "Don't take me to Jail cuz I used to be a Cop" to which you can reply "Well that shit I took this morning used to be a piece of cake but it's not now!"

"That guy used to be my boss at work but now he's just day old cake"...

by Cliff Washburn January 22, 2009

Dabold

Shocked shock shocking

My girlfriend was dabold when I told her I didn’t use a condom.

by Not Ashley Campos July 5, 2020

Danold Trump

It’s better to not know who he is or what he is ok

I hate Danold trump

by MightyBuffalo January 21, 2018

Paid in day old bagels

You didn't get what you were looking for, expected, or were rightfully due.

"I was looking for a salary raise, and all I got was a gift card to Tower Records- I just got paid in day old bagels."

by Captain Lovepants November 17, 2011