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day grease

the sweaty build up between your ball sack and taint after a heavy day of physical labour.
"I have to have a shower to wash away this day grease."
by Splateen74 October 15, 2019
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2nd day grease

1. Eating greasy foods a day after you ordered it when its sitting in your fridge or something

2. A Gross ex girlfriend or boyfriend that you regret ever coming into contact with and you see a friend of yours dating such person.
1. Man youre really eating that 2nd day grease, you gross fuck

2. Man you see Joey with the 2nd day grease? Fucking gross
by Youreaverageasshole May 26, 2018
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Greatest day

when its its Christmas day and you expect a great present from Santa, but you get nothing so you walk to the north pole, and go to Santa's house then you need to pee so you pee on the ice but your pee freezes so your stuck with frozen urine on your penis so you decide to poop then you go inside Santa's house to see Santa and an elf making out then Santa woman walks in and joins them, and you never get your present but frozen urine and poop.
i just had a dream that I had the "greatest day"
by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021
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May 4th. 5th month, 4th day. is the day only for ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Nothing else can be celebrated on this day or you automatically get the worst punishment ever by our CREATOR, AND any day around it. better make it the week just to be safe. i don't want no trouble.
THE GREATEST DAY ONLY FOR ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL is finally here AMEN!!!!!!
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world’s greatest accomplishment day

The day you spam your best friends over 1,000 times
by Dayqua’s friend November 18, 2020
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