David's Pecker 

A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.

I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.

David's Pecker by LaughingAloud April 5, 2023

craig david's beard 

A womans' pubic region which has been carefully trimmed so much that it resembles the beard of singer Craig David.

"How do you like my muff, Gerald? I've trimmed it for you"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"

craig david's beard by Russ David April 26, 2006

Davis's add 

A perverted add

Why do I keep on geting Davis's adds

Davis's add by Dhkwhd January 27, 2023

David's Law 

The rule that whenever you say something nice it will be taken as something nasty

David's Law:

David: "Laura, you've got really intelligent eyes"

Laura: "fuck you, you're just trying to get into bed with me"

David's Law by Laura Laulau January 14, 2009

St. David's 

the worst school on the planet

St. David's: we r so cool bc we love jesus and u dont!!

St. David's by bitchgirlfrimraleigh February 23, 2015

David’s Left Nipple 

David’s Left Nipple™️ (dln), is a groupchat full of the rudest vlog squad twitter stans, they all suck so fucking bad. if i ever see one of their members in the streets i will fucking deck them, on god i will shank them and rip their intestines out and play with it like playdough, and their admin isn’t even fucking active what a whore goddamn i can’t stand her such a fucking bitch. i hate them all i hope they all die a slow and painful death and i hope their day goes horrible stupid david stans nobody likes you and you’re irrelevant get over it pussy.

“dln is the ugliest groupchat on the interweb but i love them” ~ anonybitch

“dln hates small accounts” ~ anonymous pussy ass bitch

“angela smells good” ~ fake hoe

“dln has the smallest dick energy” ~ anon

“david’s left nipple is gross and overrated i hate this groupchat so fucking much they make me so damn mad and they don’t support my foot fetish” ~ assnon

David’s Left Nipple by myspacecrack February 10, 2019

David's ladder 

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and put her head into every step of the ladder while ascending it

What position did you try with her? We tried David's ladder

David's ladder by Roži September 21, 2021