Standup comedian famous for his wild stage antics and the creation of the hand gesture known as Su-Fi. He has performed many venues including television specials and night clubs. He is also a member of the "Tourgasm" comedy group and recently released a comedy CD.
by Hanover Booty Contest June 21, 2005
Dane Cook is a joke. The most stupidest, unfunny "comedian" to ever walk the Earth. A moron who makes the lamest "jokes" ever heard in comedy. An unoriginal mainstream comedian that steals jokes from ORIGINAL underground comedians, but sadly cheeses these jokes up by changing them a bit, thus taking the funnyness out of them. A disgrace to the word comedian. He's about as funny as a toddler obsessing about fart.
Did I mention he's Catholic?.. Since when the fuck are comedians Religious????
Did I mention he's Catholic?.. Since when the fuck are comedians Religious????
by not found [Error 404] May 3, 2007
A stand-up comedian who has become popular as of late. Known for his wild stories and eccentric manner. He is one of the newest comics on the rise. He has released two CD's, "Retaliation" and "Harmful If Swallowed." Has also appeared on numerous TV shows and had a minor roll in the movie "Waiting."
by SeanMurface April 11, 2006
Dane Cook is not remotely funny, yet his extreme body language appeals to a surprisingly large audience. He is obnoxious and unable to string together logical bits of humor. A man of Italian-Irish heritage, somehow Cook was selected to host Saturday Night Live (2005) and was given a Comedy Central Special (2000).
I can recall being in a room full of people rolling over laughing as Dane Cook pretended to be a spitting alien.
by Adam Foster December 5, 2005
an annoying, one-trick act of a comedian who's popular sucsess still doesn't overshadow his bad comedy. taking cues from earlier greats like mitch hedburg and george carlin, he's not very funny.
by Dane Cook himself September 9, 2006
1. Dane Cook is the greatest comedian EVER! i Love Him!
2. I hate Dane Cook! He sucks so much ass and he isn't even funny!
2. I hate Dane Cook! He sucks so much ass and he isn't even funny!
by kldsfl;ksdjfg;lkjsdf;gjls;fk July 28, 2010
One of the funniest comedians to ever pick up a microphone. People either love him or hate him, but most people love him. While listening to his retaliation CD while driving home, i laughed so hard I almost got into an accident. He made several appearances on Crank Yankers, and Shorties Watching Shorties
by Joey Schneider October 28, 2005