Daiquiri Dick

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Similar to whiskey dick except brought on by a small intake of colorful fruity drinks created to satisfy women. Closet homesexuals often experience this problem after drinking 2 daiquiris and attempting to put their dick in an orifice other then a man's asshole.

As Brett was unable to summon his fantasy of a hairy bear he suffered from daiquiri dick then passed on the naked girl and slept to watch gossip girl another day.

Daiquiri Dick by Daiquiri Dick July 22, 2010

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daiquiri dick

The end result of having sex with a girl on her period.

John thought he was turning on his girlfriend more than normal, but later learned it was daiquiri dick.

daiquiri dick by MofoJones June 2, 2021

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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