Dacko

Being a Dacko means you have the world on your fingertips. Dackos live life to the fullest and because of all their amazing qualities people love to follow them. They walk the earth as though they invented "Rock N' Roll".

Jackie-"Your the man, the cream of the crop, the Dacko."
Dacko- "I know. ;)"

Dacko by B4socialsuicide July 10, 2011

Tiny dacko

Tiny dacko is slang for the word small dick but is more like a more less insulting thing to say to another. Dacko is mostly said by kids from around 12-15 years old.

Måns:Hey Andre you got a tiny dacko!!
Andre:hahahahaha your so funny i have friends (cries inside)
Måns:your not my friend

Tiny dacko by lil meatball January 19, 2020

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Dakota Handshake 

When two Dodge Dakota owners greet each other by grabbing the others genitals.

Logan didn't want to scare the other driver. So he used the Dakota Handshake.

Dakota Handshake by Trust me 357 August 3, 2018

The Dakota War 

Taken place on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987, Captain Schlurnt and the men of the North Dakotan Army stormed into South Dakota in order to combine the Dakotas into one. The South Dakotan Militia vehemently opposed such a ordeal, leading Major Blunkus of the SDM to prepare defenses in the case of an invasion. Blunkus and his men killed at least 14 North Dakotans, essentially eradicating half the population of North Dakota in a matter of minutes. In light of this devastating loss, the Treaty of Barren Wastelands was signed the next day, keeping North and South Dakota separate for at least the next 41 years.

Normal USA man: Who is in the picture on your mantle?

South Dakotan: Oh, that’d be the Mighty Major Blunkus, who repelled the savage North Dakotans during the Dakota War on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987.

The Dakota War by ehorgski December 6, 2019

Dackface 

Someone who has given head to someone, also can be used at "To Dack" which means give head. Usually used as an insult in the same way asshole is.

Example one:
Joe: do you think Jenny is a Dackface yet?
Alex: Nah probably not shes a prude
Example Two:

Avi: alex your such a fucking dackface sometimes
Alex "goes and crys in a corner"

Dackface by see'ee'es jay'dee'es June 3, 2010

Trackie Dacks 

Australian slang term for a pair of tracksuit pants.

Davo put on his trackie dacks and moccies before driving down the servo to get some bread and milk.

Trackie Dacks by Brionnach September 3, 2010