d balls

Another way to call someone named derrick.

hey d balls get over here.

Your such a fecking betch d balls.

by hughh ga dick December 28, 2007

Info Blue Balls'd

To start an intriguing conversation, but refrain from giving details.

Becky just Info Blue Balls'd about her date last night. She said she may tell me later, but I don't know when.

by anonymous May 28, 2022

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

by Adam7172 September 17, 2016

balls out d

when your basketball coach is gettin real pissed at you because you are a lazy piece of shit and dont play d and he wants you to play some fucking defense until the next dead ball so he can take your ass out

play BALLS OUT D!!!!

by stu f. May 3, 2004

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

d-ball

A slang term for the anabolic steroid "Duribol," which is usually injected in the buttocks.

"Come on now. He's gained 15 pounds and is freaking out on everyone. He's riding the d-ball train for sure."

by Funthrax May 8, 2007

D-Ball

To fall, faulter, crash, topple or any other non-stellar action resulting in the breaking of ones neck without having permanent dissability, and hence: still able to be laughed at after the incident.

"Dude, be carefull on top of that scaffold. Your gunna fuckin slip and D-Ball on your head.;

by Assmoothaseggs December 26, 2009