1:) cuntanet: The online interwebbing tool invented a thousand years ago by
people who obviously want other people to be able to get in touch with them because the telephone and the front door weren't inconvienient enough.
2:)A place to which all 10% of non
porn is given over to people who have no lives. EG: gamers, moaners, whiners, diners, bankers, wankers, politicians, newsreaders, newslisteners, mothers who try to
ban kids books when they should be being mothers. Essentially anyone not doing, watching or making
porn use the cuntanet.
STEVE: Yo,
Dude where the
hell are you?
DAVE: I'm on the cuntanet.
STEVE: The what?
DAVE: The cuntanet.
STEVE: Yeah, I heard, I'm not deaf. What the fuck is the cuntanet?
DAVE: It'
s where us bloggers, gamers, whiners, diners, bankers, wankers, politicians, newsreader, newlisteners, mothers, facebookers,bebo-ers and myspacers waste our time, lives, potential-full futures because the world and human society has become a vapid tract of poo, where all need of entelechy has dissipated from our causal descent of beginning and end.
STEVE: So, it's your stupid name for the
internet.
DAVE: Why
don't you go practise your grapholagnia?
STEVE:Because you're too busy in the bathroom practising your emunctionon your
anus.