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Cuntanese 

people from Cunt country (or cuntan. its fictional place). A person who is being a complete and utter cunt towards everyone all the time, and calling that person a cunt is no longer applicable due to the amount of really cunt like actions a given person performs on a constant basis.
man, that chick is a real cuntanese bitch!
Cuntanese by alex mercer August 9, 2010
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Cunnate is a combination of the most offensive word in the English dictionary: (cunt) and the phrase (ate up) which is the term used to describe an individual who is so disturbingly, weird, crazy, retarded, and fucked up in the head that they're whole mind and cerebral functions by definition are "ate up." The meeting of these two words gives birth to a word that takes ate up to an entirely new level.
1. Lindsey Lohan is completely cunnate.
2. "I had no words to describe last weeks episode of Jerry Springer other than absolutely cunnate.
Cunnate by Khari8893 August 7, 2010
(k-un-air)To blow into a vagina as you would a balloon. Often ending in a long fart-like sound when pressure is released from the blown up vagina.
"Dude i totally gave her the best cunnare ever"
Cunnare by American Poon Slaya August 16, 2016
someone that brings you down and bullies you verbally because they're jealous of you
John- "Jimmy, you're a stupid motherf@cker, I don't know how you got on this team, I told you pass the ball, you will never make it in life you fag.You will never make it in life, I am the captain kicking you off the team!!!"

Jimmy- "I was in front the goal so, I took a shot and scored, why are you mad, we won why are you jealous, you're acting like a really big Cuntanent!!!"
Cuntanent by FaithfulKidd June 6, 2015

cunnanago 

The biggest insult you could ever say to a person without using foul language (cursing)
Her: you are a cunnanago for cheating on me I never want to ever see u again!

Him: well cunnanago you to then, u weren't any good anyway!
cunnanago by Batmn April 26, 2017

cuntanet 

1:) cuntanet: The online interwebbing tool invented a thousand years ago by people who obviously want other people to be able to get in touch with them because the telephone and the front door weren't inconvienient enough.

2:)A place to which all 10% of non porn is given over to people who have no lives. EG: gamers, moaners, whiners, diners, bankers, wankers, politicians, newsreaders, newslisteners, mothers who try to ban kids books when they should be being mothers. Essentially anyone not doing, watching or making porn use the cuntanet.
STEVE: Yo, Dude where the hell are you?
DAVE: I'm on the cuntanet.
STEVE: The what?
DAVE: The cuntanet.
STEVE: Yeah, I heard, I'm not deaf. What the fuck is the cuntanet?
DAVE: It's where us bloggers, gamers, whiners, diners, bankers, wankers, politicians, newsreader, newlisteners, mothers, facebookers,bebo-ers and myspacers waste our time, lives, potential-full futures because the world and human society has become a vapid tract of poo, where all need of entelechy has dissipated from our causal descent of beginning and end.
STEVE: So, it's your stupid name for the internet.
DAVE: Why don't you go practise your grapholagnia?
STEVE:Because you're too busy in the bathroom practising your emunctionon your anus.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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Me: Poggers!
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