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Noun. A species that is socially awkward; All phases of human life seem to befuddle these creatures; They look like gangly, filthy albinos; Cuneos serve no purpose in life but are accepted among members of society solely due to their pathetic nature; In order to survive they portray themselves as superior to others, but secretly they know they are inferior and are on the same level as scum. Beware: these animals truly hate themselves and will attempt suicide repeatedly.
I thought he was an intelligent, athletic, and respected ladies man. He said so himself.
(One who knows better) You thought wrong...he is a cuneo.
cuneo by DiscountDoubleCheck January 7, 2012
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Cuneo Squidank 

The act of male sexual hand relief using a squid tube that has been warmed in the microwave oven for 22 seconds
David expressed to the crew, how he produced knockout drops after performing the Cuneo Squidank, Alex asked could he burrow the Squid tube when Kai was done with it
Cuneo Squidank by Uneak DRN March 19, 2021
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Josh Cuneo 

A huge dicked stud who’s mangled the finest of pussy the world has to offer. He’s a cocksman.

Son of a God.
The rocket crashed into the wall like Josh Cuneo slings dick.
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Cuntometer 

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting
God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!
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Hillary Cunton 

She's an actual cunt. She's the devil herself, Hillary clinton, I wish she was my dad, the tree trump.
"MAN HILLARY SHOULD BE CALLED HILLARY CUNTON. I LOVE MY DAD, TREE TRUMP"

cuntophile 

A lover of vagina. Almost any heterosexual male or homosexual female is one of these, unless they don't love cunt.
There's a lot of competition for this girl with all the other cuntophiles around.
cuntophile by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 10, 2009
Term used in Costa Rica to determine a really pussy man.
You are a pussy man!

Eres un culeolo mae!
Culeolo by Tevez99 April 15, 2010
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