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Noun. A species that is socially awkward; All phases of human life seem to befuddle these creatures; They look like gangly, filthy albinos; Cuneos serve no purpose in life but are accepted among members of society solely due to their pathetic nature; In order to survive they portray themselves as superior to others, but secretly they know they are inferior and are on the same level as scum. Beware: these animals truly hate themselves and will attempt suicide repeatedly.
I thought he was an intelligent, athletic, and respected ladies man. He said so himself.
(One who knows better) You thought wrong...he is a cuneo.
cuneo by DiscountDoubleCheck January 7, 2012
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Cuneo Squidank 

The act of male sexual hand relief using a squid tube that has been warmed in the microwave oven for 22 seconds
David expressed to the crew, how he produced knockout drops after performing the Cuneo Squidank, Alex asked could he burrow the Squid tube when Kai was done with it
Cuneo Squidank by Uneak DRN March 19, 2021
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Josh Cuneo 

A huge dicked stud who’s mangled the finest of pussy the world has to offer. He’s a cocksman.

Son of a God.
The rocket crashed into the wall like Josh Cuneo slings dick.
Josh Cuneo by Gayvid Forte August 4, 2023

Cuntometer 

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting
God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!
Cuntometer by Canadaone October 22, 2013

Hillary Cunton 

She's an actual cunt. She's the devil herself, Hillary clinton, I wish she was my dad, the tree trump.
"MAN HILLARY SHOULD BE CALLED HILLARY CUNTON. I LOVE MY DAD, TREE TRUMP"

cuntophile 

A lover of vagina. Almost any heterosexual male or homosexual female is one of these, unless they don't love cunt.
There's a lot of competition for this girl with all the other cuntophiles around.
cuntophile by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 10, 2009
Term used in Costa Rica to determine a really pussy man.
You are a pussy man!

Eres un culeolo mae!
Culeolo by Tevez99 April 15, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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