Joanna Mahaffy aka ami emerson (she earned this nickname when she ate a cum omelette made from the ejaculate of 50+ dudes)
by chomong June 18, 2020
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Mateo, drops to his knees when the two men entered the room, the first cock slid down his throat to deposit a thick load, the other slid up his loose manpussy and rocked him to orgasm as his pussy was filled with thick frothy load.
by Mateo Ybanez September 04, 2003
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A person having a great desire to consume large amounts of ejaculate, while displaying a hungry frenzied piglike demeanor.
The cumpigs body squirmed violently as she choked on dick and swallowed her last breath, a huge explosion of thick globby cum down her throat.
by cuntmouth July 28, 2006
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A person, male or female that so craves the feel and taste of sperm, they will have sex with two men at the same time, one anal or vaginal, the other oral, seeking the maximum amount of sperm from the transaction. Cum pigs love the feeling of degradation they get from being screwed by two men at the same time, often hoping to have the cum sprayed on their bodies, esp. the face.
She took it from both guys last night, at the same time. When the popped on on her face, they realized what a horny cum pig she was.
by Miguel Exilito May 13, 2008
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Normally a girl but can be a guy. A cum pig is someone who loves the taste and feel of cum in and on them. A cum pig will always be looking for guys to have sex with on a day to day routine. They will normally go for the hot guys first but will pick out the ugly guys if all the guy hot guys are taken. Cum pigs are normally into all types of sex orgies and all types of degrading sex and all 99% of the time total submissive.
OMG i am a total interracial cum pig i went to a cum party last night and had sex with 15 black guys before the night was done.
by tiff6969 April 27, 2010
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by hotdogman1982 July 22, 2010
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