cum nugget

a child who is born via a nugget inserted into the female genitalia that has been came on by a male lover. though rare there have been recordings of such acts

yo did you know that Tyler is a cum nugget?

by BustyBaconBoi December 28, 2020

cum nugget

A chicken nugget that has been filled with cum at Mcdonalds by the cleaners.

Boy'My nuggets all goowey and white inside' -cry-
Mum'MMMMM sperm'
Mum'My child has been given a cum nugget!'

by slothcrab February 11, 2008

cum nugget

the peice of cum stuck in your urethra the morning after blowing your load.

i jacked off last nite and the cum nugget is stuck in my peehole

by cum in my belly! December 03, 2007

cum nugget

a retard who doesnt have arms or legs

look at that stupid cum nugget over there

by bentley556 March 24, 2022

cum nugget

sabrina s. of nashua. a fat, stupid bitch who kisses people she shouldn't. like someone's boyfriend. ya know like josh.

that cum nugget kissed josh on thanksgiving night, when Jonh brown was looking at his car.

by boobiesarecool January 22, 2008

cum nuggets

The crusted jizz balls that are rolled up in the hair surrounding the anus after anal boinkage.

Shaniqua wasn't surprised to find cum nuggets in her boyfriend's ass hair, which proved her suspicions that he was indeed a butt pirate.

by Alshanjotweed May 22, 2006

Cum-nugget

A complete and utter twat; somebody so full of themself that they want everyone to know how 'brilliant' they are.

Pat: God, am I great! I'm so clever, and a great person to be around! (He isn't)

Dan: He's a right Cum-nugget!
George: Amen.

by FretWizard September 11, 2014