cum in the rag

A phrase meaning "dead," used ironically as a parody of mobster phrases such as sleep with the fishes.

If this guy comes anywhere near my anime bodypillow, he'll be cum in the rag.

by ooooolc July 20, 2020

cum rag

Kleenex, toilet paper, or paper towels used to shoot a load of cum into, or to clean up the mess that may have spattered elsewhere by mistake.

I held my cum rag in one hand and my johnson in the other, then I shot the load into the cum rag.

by RexGibson December 5, 2005

cum rag

A cloth, towel, article of clothing, or "rag" used before, during, or after a male ejaculation. It can be used to clean up, clean the phallus, or actually be used as a target for the ejaculate to avoid a mess.

The sick fuck used my panties as a cum rag.

No, no that's not my cum rag it's my handkerchief!

by Pedo bear November 14, 2007

cum rag

someone or something u use to wipe ur dick with after ejaculating

Adam - dude i accidently used my girlfriends english essay as a cum rag last night!

John - thats awesome!

by c-bomb February 16, 2006

Cum rag

A cum rag is a rag people ejaculate on

Michael ejaculated on his cum rag

by Skddindbd June 16, 2018

Cum Rag

A Rag used constantly to clean up Cum after beating off a Penis

Tim used his Cum Rag to clean up his jizz after accidently dripping some on the table.

by LL Jonsey January 17, 2009

Cum Rag

That white rag you hide in your pillow case

Guy 1: bro what’s that lump in your pillowcase

Guy 2: that’s my cum rag for when I wanna get happy

by That guy Tim July 26, 2018