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A cuddle puddle is a group of 3 or more people sitting closely together or often on top of eachother exchanging hugs, kisses, cuddles, and often bodily fluids usually while under the influence of the drug exstacy.
Thizz Head: "Man, I'm rollin balls, man. I just want to touch everybody"
Raver girl: "Hey, lets make a cuddle puddle!"
Kandi Kid: "Hey, stop licking my face! Wait... no, keep doing that... oh yeah..."
E-Tard: "Wait! I can't make-out with three people and gnaw on my binkie at the same time!"
by Khaightlynn December 08, 2008
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the act of relieving oneself of all muscle tension in the comfort of a couch. works preferably with a partner and/or group.
Man I had the sweetest cuddlepuddle with my girl last night.
by korthica June 12, 2010
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what is left on the bed after making love to a "squirter"
I met this super hot chick last night, and we had the most awesome sex, but then I had to go out & buy a new mattress because there was an enormous cuddle puddle!
by CLP7 May 05, 2014
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The collection of sex juices left on the bed sheets after having sex. Sex is the form of intense cuddling.
Having sex seated will creat a good wet spot on your sheets. That's a cuddle puddle
by ndizz February 19, 2014
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When you cum on your bed and cuddle afterwards
Ben and Andy had a cuddle puddle after Ben's pullout game went all over the bed.
by Drizzt627 November 28, 2015
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A euphemism for the post-coital wet spot, where circumstance (think college-sized twin bed), necessity (think passing out drunk), or love (think box on demand) requires your after sex cuddling to take place on the wet spot.
Q: "Dude, what was it like hooking up with Jana last night?"

A: "Fantastic. Before last night, I thought the only thing that tight and wet was the water seal at an amusement park. But she did make me sleep in the cuddle puddle, which sucked."
by The Original ARy July 10, 2007
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