CTTM- Compelled To Tell Mel Every time I feel CTTM, I end up sharing private details about myself that I never thought I would share with anyone. Don’t you hate when you feel CTTM and the next thing you know someone else knows all of your secrets?
Last night I was drinking. I obviously was feeling CTTM because I ended up telling everyone, in the bar, that I am a virgin!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'