callate the fuck up: callate in spanish mean shut up, so hispanic lingo for shut the fuck up, often used on facebook
"ay homie who you think you are?"
"ctfu pedro!"
by mami~~ January 2, 2012
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Commonly mistaken to mean 'cracking the fuck up, cracks the fuck up, etc.' In reality, it means the same as 'stfu' (shut the fuck up) but 'shut' is replaced with 'chut'. Used mostly by those of Asian descent when 'chut up' isn't dramatic enough.
Boy: "I think your sneakers suck."
Girl: "Chut up!"
Boy: "Sorry, but your sneakers suck."
Girl: "I said ctfu!"
by Cherita1 October 31, 2010
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Cheer the Fuck up.
Advice best given to angsty teens, whiny people, and/or silly emokids.
My parents don't understand me; nobody does.
C'mon, emokid, CTFU, eh? It's gonna be okay.
by Zenblend January 24, 2007
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"Cut the fuck up"//about to show out or impress, shock ,people.
Girl I'm about to ctfu this summer, 💅🏾.
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bbyVee : You Funny As Shit, CTFU !

bbyNia : Bitch, Im Not Even Half-Way Through Wat Happened Yet, And You Already Think Shit Funny ! CTFU ,
by BeeeeJayeee May 16, 2010
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Used in texting, email, blogs, etc, its short for Cracking The Fuck Up;
Laughing really hard,
Bob: what do you call a dead blonde in a closet
Tom: I don't know, what do you call her?
Bob: Last year's hide-n-go-seek champion!
Tom: hahaha ctfu good one.
by LinaBeana June 10, 2010
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CTFU meanscarb the fuck up.”
Durian Rider (author of CTFU): “Eat more to live more. Carbs are your friend. Every fucking meal: carb the fuck up!”
by Max Sievers January 15, 2015
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