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brain washed hippies who believe different types of crystals, usually high in cost, can fix different problems in life.

see also; coping mechanism
I spent $100 on a rock today so I can post blurry photos on Instagram to show how much of a crystal gripper I am.
by Rev. Kins February 27, 2014
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