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A minor/necessary/logical action that normally would not elicit much if any negative response from anyone, but for a spoiled/bratty child who is not accustomed to and/or tolerant of anything less than totally peachy 24/7, it prompts a voluminous outburst of torrential tears and noisy fretful upbraiding that causes the actor to actually feel like a criminal for having committed such a horrendously dire atrocity.
Disgusted great-aunt: I can't seem to ever get through even one visit to my newer-generation folks without their whiny spoiled-rotten toddlers accusing me of at one serious cryme... I never know WHAT silly little thing is gonna set them off next!
cryme by QuacksO June 13, 2017
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When a female ejaculates and cries while doing it (taken a spin on the word cremé)
Tony: Yo bro, how was she?
Luke: Man I made her Cryme
Cryme by Yutasbiatch November 20, 2023

Cryme & Punishment 

a situation where a man having sex with another man in the anus goes through emotional sequences of intense pleasure and crying despair because they immensely enjoy the act, but at the same time have feelings of shame and guilt
Man, when Emelio was butt ramming that young man he was crying and laughing at the same time. It was a definite case of Cryme & Punishment!

cryme tyme 

one of the best tag teams of all time!!!!! if they were singers they would be like kid rock A.K.A awesome!!!!!
Cryme tyme is sickly sweet!
Yea, they could do me!
cryme tyme by sammy34 December 17, 2008

Cryme Time Mafia 

Cryme tyme mafia is a group started in Tulsa oklahoma in the year 2008 by the four young men. Hitman , Izzy M , Aj ,and Urban. Cryme Tyme Mafia has no known counterparts even though they are allies to the 420 Cronic family. CTM is the acronym for Cryme Tyme Mafia. Cryme Tyme Mafia may have the symptom of a Gang but it is based on more of a mafia family system. Cryme Tyme Mafia consist of Four bosses and an unknown amount of underlings.
Billy:arnt The Cronic Family and Cryme Time Mafia alianced gangs?
Bob: why yes they are dumb ass
Cryme Time Mafia by shitmanToK August 8, 2009

cryme tyme 

The worlds most suckiest sterotypical wrestling duo ever!
Dude:Cryme Tyme is an embarrasment to us all
Me:True,True...
cryme tyme by the-green-contort June 10, 2007

face creme 

Cum on one's face from giving a blow job. The result of receiving a facial.
Likki loves face creme. It's her secret for maintaining her youthful appearance.
face creme by Likki Blondegirl November 12, 2021
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