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When you forget to wipe after a shit and the shard dries in between your ass cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk
1.Oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger
by The wasted Bard May 18, 2016
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