"Oh man, did you see SU Dave? Looks like he took a hard crustacean rimming. His crabhole didn't look good."
by Norm Coleman November 8, 2008
It all started in 1976, when Mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with Jim. Jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in Jims mound of pubic hair.
"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.
The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.
"I'll contact you in two weeks.
Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.
When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.
There was no known cure.
The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.
"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."
And they did.
"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.
The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.
"I'll contact you in two weeks.
Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.
When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.
There was no known cure.
The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.
"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."
And they did.
by PhD.Md.Ba.Ma. Guache. October 20, 2015
you shoot shells out of a shotgun, and shells are crustaceans, so ur bustin crustaceans
also crustaceans are like bones, so if your bustin crustaceans, you might be breaking bones
also crustaceans are like bones, so if your bustin crustaceans, you might be breaking bones
by ragz February 6, 2007
1. disseminating one's infection of crabs amongst a small group of people generally through participating in a Bacchanal orgy.
2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.
2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.
Thomas: "I heard that Michael partook of the optional employee debauch last night."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."
"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."
"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."
by Danfield January 14, 2007
The ill-fated line of Transformer-esque toys that consisted of a deformed half-lobster half-cheetah created by the Mosaic team on "The Apprentice."
"Sweetie, I'm sorry...I couldn't find you those Transformers you wanted, but the man at the counter recommended this instead...CRUSTACEAN NATION! Doesn't it look fun, honey?"
by Brianne September 12, 2004
My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention.
by Web Willy April 7, 2003
The time of night when the less dominant niggas go out to scavange through the debris to find food (the prefered food is chicken). This is betweem 3:30AM to 4:00AM. After the real niggas have transformed back from being isopods which was during real isopod hours.
by CarlAzuzV.2 February 8, 2018