by LOVEEEEURRRCRUSHHH May 22, 2021
kiss or hug Your crush Show them some love Write them a paragraph of how much you appreciate them crush appreciation
by Cupid 💘 October 26, 2019
When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.
"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
by TheDudesRug January 27, 2016
a girl pins a guy down on his stomach with her legs around his waist , then pulls down his pants and spanks him hard.
by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022
Today is the day you tell your crush you like them! (If they don’t like you, they’re trash) jk, but don’t waste your time in them if they don’t!
Hey Chris, I need to tell you something
Chris: sure, what’s up?
Madison: I like you, it’s tell your crush you like them day! May 12th!
Chris: sure, what’s up?
Madison: I like you, it’s tell your crush you like them day! May 12th!
by Cap138118 May 6, 2021
When you are so in love with someone that you can't even think about dating anyone else.
Usually starts off as a crush.
Usually starts off as a crush.
*Me Talking about Yungblud for the 1 billionth time today*
My mom: Jarrad, I think you have a little crush on yungblud, don't you think?(sarcastic)
Me: yeah I do, I have a madly in love crush on yungblud! I think about him so bloody much!
Also me: he is so fucking hot omfg.
My mom: Jarrad, I think you have a little crush on yungblud, don't you think?(sarcastic)
Me: yeah I do, I have a madly in love crush on yungblud! I think about him so bloody much!
Also me: he is so fucking hot omfg.
by AyKay(Kayla) October 6, 2022
by Bananaboo315 December 11, 2019