a premium service that allows the buyer to watch anime with no ads and all manga with no extra charges for 7.99 a month
Karen: why are you always watching that anime porn?
Bobert: I have Crunchyroll premium for one month!
Karen: Stop wasting your money and get a job.
Bobert: I have Crunchyroll premium for one month!
Karen: Stop wasting your money and get a job.
by Zeskimo April 24, 2020
Unlike Netflix and Chill, Crunchyroll and Cuddle is where two soulmates spoon and watch anime on Crunchyroll.
by Victiniandthethree April 5, 2016
This kawai girl came over to watch some anime. We ended doing Crunchyroll and Tongue-Punch The Hole. I think I'm in love.
by Rev Ocho April 8, 2019
An innuendo for sex, created by the youtuber Jacksfilms It's a different way to say Netflix and Chill and not have parents be suspicious of actions.
Zack: "Hey babe, you wanna Crunchyroll and Dissapoint your parents?
Grace: "Certainly! I love to watch Anime"
Parents: "These damn kids these days"
Zack: "Come on! I've got a great episode of boku no pico to watch with you!"
Grace: "Certainly! I love to watch Anime"
Parents: "These damn kids these days"
Zack: "Come on! I've got a great episode of boku no pico to watch with you!"
by Sandman2155 May 30, 2016
The rare occurrence of a weeb inviting another person--most often another insecure weeb--over to watch anime and have sex. Typical post-sex pillowtalk may include favorite OP and ED songs, or favorite power from MHA. Bottles of Ramune may be ingested to "reprenish riquido."
Protip: anyone attempting this must first invest in the character specs for Surveillance and Rapport Building. If your ugly, underconfident weeb ass starts off a conversation with a hot waifu with mumbling followed by a nervous request to watch Boruto and bang, the police will probably be called. And not sexy police, or boys love/girls love police, but real police who have no fucking clue what anime is. Knowing your target audience and having them feel comfortable with you are prerequisites. Also, because what you're offering starts with anime, chances are your target is also a self-deprecating, introverted, nerdy weeb loser who may be reluctant to open up. Therefore, you must also put some EXP into Charisma and Wordsmithing. Awkward introverts who like anime also typically like when other people use words more gooder than they do. Trust me on this, I am almost 30 and have had sex with no less than THREE Asian women outside of prostitution.
This definition differs slightly from "Crunchyroll & Consolation," wherein said weeb has not yet learned the Date skill, and thus uses their own tears as lubricant as they fast-forward anime episodes to the uncensored sex scenes they found listed on reddit.
Protip: anyone attempting this must first invest in the character specs for Surveillance and Rapport Building. If your ugly, underconfident weeb ass starts off a conversation with a hot waifu with mumbling followed by a nervous request to watch Boruto and bang, the police will probably be called. And not sexy police, or boys love/girls love police, but real police who have no fucking clue what anime is. Knowing your target audience and having them feel comfortable with you are prerequisites. Also, because what you're offering starts with anime, chances are your target is also a self-deprecating, introverted, nerdy weeb loser who may be reluctant to open up. Therefore, you must also put some EXP into Charisma and Wordsmithing. Awkward introverts who like anime also typically like when other people use words more gooder than they do. Trust me on this, I am almost 30 and have had sex with no less than THREE Asian women outside of prostitution.
This definition differs slightly from "Crunchyroll & Consolation," wherein said weeb has not yet learned the Date skill, and thus uses their own tears as lubricant as they fast-forward anime episodes to the uncensored sex scenes they found listed on reddit.
"Hai, Alice-chan. Do you want to come over for some Crunchyroll & Coitus tonight, dattebayo?"
"Alice-chan came over last night. We made some Nongshim ramen topped with tamago and then proceeded to Crunchyroll & Coitus. Her oppai are so sugoi!"
Template for further success with waifus and husbandos:
"name of popular anime this season and sexual innuendo that either has the same first letter or rhymes with said anime"
Examples:
RE:Zero and Rimjobs
Fire Force and Fuck
Persona 5 and Piledrive
That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime and Time to Have A Rectal Prolapse as I Climax
"Alice-chan came over last night. We made some Nongshim ramen topped with tamago and then proceeded to Crunchyroll & Coitus. Her oppai are so sugoi!"
Template for further success with waifus and husbandos:
"name of popular anime this season and sexual innuendo that either has the same first letter or rhymes with said anime"
Examples:
RE:Zero and Rimjobs
Fire Force and Fuck
Persona 5 and Piledrive
That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime and Time to Have A Rectal Prolapse as I Climax
by lightrebellion August 15, 2021