Crotch Rocket

When a male is about to cum he goes into a fetal position and quickly get out of the position and jump in the air and shoot the supermarket in a designated area

Dude I did a crotch rocket last night and I passed out

by ToastedRoadster February 12, 2017

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A girl who is exceedingly good at kicking men in the nuts. A crotch rocket is usually a petite girl, from size 4'10'' to 5'4''. Because of their height, they have a small shoe size, which enablems them to get their foot into prime nut busting position.

"Holly crap dude, Sarah is such a crotch rocket!"

"I know I hate it when she gives me the shoe!"

by Ryan Mac 13 April 29, 2007

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An extremely painful prank for the crotch-rocketed in which the two crotch-rocketeers stand in front and behind their victim, grab each others hands under his crotch, yell "Crotch Rocket!!!" yank, and send that poor, screaming sob sky-high.

Tom: Hey Mark and Terry! Wanna go to... why are guys standing so --

Mark and Terry: CROTCH ROCKET!!!

Tom: YEEEEOOWW!!!

by damarius February 23, 2009

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something your friend/girlfriend/wife hides in the Nightstand, behind the headboard or in some kind of box(including her own) in other words a dildo of some sort.

guy one:dude, you shouldve seen that crotch rocket i saw at Darlenes last night, it was as big as my Forearm!
guy two: ORLY?
guy one: YARLY

by Mikeyyy! November 17, 2007

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1.) When somebody is super fast at slapping the salami or fucking!
2.) When somebody becomes extremely hot or sweaty when having sex.
3.) When somebody acts in a weird type of sex where you put a spicy pepper in or on your crotch to let burn.

Me and jim used a Ghost pepper to crotch rocket to find out who is more of a pussy!

by Fishtarts October 11, 2015

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