"Mom, Dad... I'm croco-attackhelisexualian."
"A what?"
"A CROCO-ATTACKHELISEXUALIAN!"
"The fuck is that? Are you gay? I always thought you were a little faggot."
"No, it's a makeshift satirical gender according to urban dictionary - so I thought I'd become it."
"How could we raise such a faggot?"

croco-attackhelisexualian by Vodka Enthusiast October 25, 2020

croco-hypo-beej

Some one of such monsterous proportions that you would never except a blow jop from them EVER!

I also made a fatal error last night but even through my beer goggles I new she was a croco-hypo-beej

croco-hypo-beej by BistoYeti October 18, 2010

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croco with a gloco

Crocodile with a glock

Croco with a gloco so watch out.

croco with a gloco by Frmxbxmd May 5, 2022

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Icing the chocolate cake

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.

The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.

Icing the chocolate cake by DuffRD September 29, 2010

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Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker

To deeply fist an ass hole

I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

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