crock pot

When one takes a monstrous repugnant shit and then without flushing immediately takes a scolding hot shower. The door and all the windows must be shut and the toilet seat must be up. If all these steps are taken then the feces will cook and fester resembling the effects of a crock pot.

Guy 1 "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "My roommate was pissing me off so I left him a filthy crock pot.

by Podaddy June 21, 2009

crock pot

A crock pot is releasing a loose stool while bathing with another person.

How many times have you been in a bathtub or a jacuzzi with a girl after having a few drinks and you have to take a massive shit? Do your business, get out of the tub and yell CROCK POT BITCH!
Can anyone say beef stew?!

by frankieeee September 23, 2006

crock pot

To fart into a sheet and then toss it on the face of the one next to you.

Her snoring was pissing me off, so i crock potted her.

by jfxj67 August 05, 2010

crock pot

a woman who is a "slow cooker," has to process "stew" her anger over a long period of time before she will express it to her mate

Bob: Why the long face, Herman?
Herman: My wife's a crock pot.
Bob: She found out you blew the tax return on your new Harley, huh?
Herman: Yep, now I've got to wait three days before I hear, "We've got to talk."
Bob: Yowza! Hey, since you've got three days, let's go to Vegas.

by tanxenchou May 08, 2011

crock pot

the best person in the whole wide world they are so nice with dark brown hair and short.

woah crock pot is lookin hella fresh today

by fettyfarmer679 May 05, 2016

Crock Potting

Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.

Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.

by f5sledneck06 August 31, 2016

crock potting

The act of leaving your dick in a chicks ass after you come to let it just cook inside her.

Damn! That chick let you crock pot her. What a slut.
or
Girl: Get your dick out of my ass!!
Guy: Hell no bitch! I'm crock potting.

by Big$exy May 27, 2007