Crispy

A constant state of being so crisp you are classified as crispy.

I be he thinks he is pretty crispy.

by Father_Crispy January 7, 2021

Crispy

To keep a conversation, phone call, or meeting direct and to the point, minus all small talk and formalities.

"Hey, do you have 5 min for a crispy call to discuss the project?"

by iTomHD February 13, 2018

Crispy

Someone who has transcended past "salty." They are burnt to a point of being brittle and easily triggered, aka, Crispy.

Denise: Have you seen the way Margaret has been acting?
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!

by CrispyKarl September 14, 2017

Crispy

Super white, kinda sheltered.

The date was ok, but she was super crispy.

by gingerdelux April 2, 2014

Crispy

Stoned and tipsy.

A shot and a bowl is bound to make you feel crispy!

Buzzing off a drink and a few tokes, gosh I'm crispy!

Yah, I'm crispy! Grog and pot does that, aye!?

by July 5, 2021

Crispy

Generally relating to being very old.

Man, your grandpa's gotten real crispy recently.

by Reprovague August 2, 2022

CRISPY

When someone does something good.

OOH! Thats extra crispy, man!

by boislayerha April 9, 2020